Be Careful Not To Do Your Good

Be It Ever So Decadent, There's No Place Like Home.

Don't Write Naughty Words On The Wall If You Can't Spell!

My Last Public Performance For Money Was In 1967. For Free, It Was 1972, With The Exception Of Two Little One-shot, One-song Things. But That's Just For Friends, Out Of Friendship For The People Involved, And Also Because It Was Fun.

Irreverence Is Easy - Whats Hard Is Wit.

I'm Not An Original Composer. The Tunes Are Not Stolen From Other Tunes Necessarily Except In A Few Cases, But They're In The Style Of Songs That I Grew Up With.