Barnacles On The Container Ship Of Consciousness.

Are You Currently At Your House?" He Asked. "um, No," I Said. "that Was A Trick Question. I Knew The Answer, Because I Am Currently At Your House.

Not To Ask The Obvious Question, But Why Alaska?

He Missed Her Like Crazycakes.

I Always Had This Secret Suspicion That I Was Special.

Coal Miners Don't Get Coal Miners' Block.