Barack Obama Will Go Down Alongside George

You Know, When Sharpton And I Walked In, It Was, Like, Big Commotion And Everything, But Everybody Was Very Nice. And I Couldn't Get Over The Fact That There Was No Difference Between Sylvia's Restaurant And Any Other Restaurant In New York City. I Mean, It Was - It Was Exactly The Same, Even Though It's Run By Blacks, Primarily Black Patronship.

When Elton John Sang A Duet With The White Rapper Eminem On A Grammy Telecast, Rap Went Mainstream. Massive Parental Headaches Followed.

The Gay Marriage Thing To Me, I Don't Understand Why It's So Important For The Secular Progressives In This Country, The People Who Want To Change America Fundamentally And Every Way, Why This Is The Lead Issue. The L.a. Times, New York Times, San Francisco Chronicle, Boston Globe. These People Are Going, 'oh, My God, What Are You Doing? How Can You Not See The Civil Rights Aspect Of This?'

In The "personal Story" Segment Tonight, The State Of Oregon Is Extremely Liberal In Its State Government And Judicial System.that State Has Lenient Drug Laws, Including Wide Access To Medical Marijuana.

Saturday Night At My House, I Often Trot Out Classic Movies And Force The Urchins To Watch Them. There Is Much Wailing And Gnashing Of Teeth, But I Think It's Important To Teach Kids About American Culture, And Films Are Certainly A Big Part Of It.