Baffling Late-life Discovery: Golfers Wear Those Awful

The Clock Doesn't Matter In Baseball. Time Stands Still Or Moves Backwards. Theoretically, One Game Could Go On Forever. Some Seem To.

Martinis Are Like Breasts, One Isn't Enough, And Three Is Too Many.

Just Two Days In Manhattan And You Find Yourself Looking For A Place To Wash Your Handkerchief After You Wipe Your Forehead And It Comes Away Black. Is There A Dirtier Or More Fascinating City Anywhere In The Land? The Answer To Both Parts Of The Question Has To Be Positively Negative.

I Hope I Go To Heaven, And When I Do, I'm Going To Do What Every San Franciscan Does When He Gets There. He Looks Around And Says, 'it Ain't Bad, But It Ain't San Francisco.'

Cockroaches And Socialites Are The Only Things That Can Stay Up All Night And Eat Anything.