Bacchus, N.: A Convenient Deity Invented By

A Rabbit's Foot May Bring Good Luck To You, But It Brought None To The Rabbit.

To Bother About The Best Method Of Accomplishing An Accidental Result.

Delusion, N. The Father Of A Most Respectable Family, Comprising Enthusiasm, Affection, Self-denial, Faith, Hope, Charity And Many Other Goodly Sons And Daughters.

In This World One Must Have A Name; It Prevents Confusion, Even When It Does Not Establish Identity. Some, Though, Are Known By Numbers, Which Also Seem Inadequate Distinctions.

Universalist, N. One Who Forgoes The Advantage Of A Hell For Persons Of Another Faith.