Awards Are Only A Publicity Gimmick.

Marilyn Monroe Was No Fun To Work With. She Would Report To Work Around 5:00 In The Evening. You've Been In Make-up Since 8:30 In The Morning Waiting For Her.

Well, I'm A Tape-recording Nut. I Like To Play My Tapes.

There's Only One Thing Worse Than A Man Who Doesn't Have Strong Likes And Dislikes, And That's A Man Who Has Strong Likes And Dislikes Without The Courage To Voice Them.

The Real Thing Is, You Should Be Seeing These Plays In The Theatre. That's What They Were Written For. That's Where The Enjoyment Is. Studying Them Is No Enjoyment Whatsoever.

I Thought That I Held The Record Of Most Appearances On The Bob Hope Show, But I Think - It's Brooke Shields