Autobiography Is Mostly Alibiography.

The Women Who Inspired This Play Deserved To Be Smacked Across The Head With A Meat Ax And That, I Flatter Myself, Is Exactly What I Smacked Them With.

Know What Freud Wrote In His Diary When He Was 77? "what Do Women Want? My God, What Do They Want?" Fifty Years This Giant Brain Spends Analyzing Women. And He Still Can't Find Out What They Want. So This Makes Him The World's Greatest Expert On Female Psychology?

Guns Know No Policy Except Destruction.

In Politics Women Type The Letters, Lick The Stamps, Distribute The Pamphlets And Get Out The Vote. Men Get Elected.

If A Woman's Got Any Instincts, She Feels When Her Husband's Off The Reservation.