Authors Were Shy, Unsociable Creatures, Atoning For

The Past Is The Father Of The Present.

Lawyers Never Go To Law, Do They? They Know Better.

When The Fact Doesn't Meet The Theory Then Let Go The Theory.

If Only-if Only, Hastings, You Would Part Your Hair In The Middle Instead Of At The Side! What A Difference It Would Make To The Symmetry Of Your Appearance. And Your Moustache. If You Must Have A Moustache, Let It Be A Real Moustache-a Thing Of Beauty Such As Mine.

I've Got An Uncle Myself. Nobody Should Be Held Responsible For Their Uncles. Nature's Little Throwbacks - That's How I Look At It.