Aussies Are Big And Empty, Just Like

For Many Sportsmen, Coming Face To Face With Irrefutable Evidence Of Their Mortality Is The Moment They Dread Above All Others.

Pakistan Is The Sort Of Place Every Man Should Send His Mother-in-law, For A Month, With All Expenses Paid.

Genghis Khan Was A Fascinating Man And Way Ahead Of His Time.

Aussies Are Big And Empty, Just Like Their Country.

I Don't Think I've Actually Drunk A Beer For 15 Years, Except A Few Guinnesses In Dublin, Where It's The Law.