At The End Of The Day, I

I Try To Be Funny And Not Ignorant.

I'm A Whopping 5 Foot 4 Inches Tall. I'm Not Going To Get Any Taller.

You Might Be The Funniest Guy In The World, But If You Don't Have Anything To Talk About, People Are Eventually Going To Gravitate Towards The Guy That's Actually Saying Something.

I Think Sometimes Celebrities Get So Big, They're Not Reachable.

I'm More Of A Realist When It Comes To Life, And I'd Much Rather My Mother Be In A Spiritual Place In Heaven Than In A Bed, Sick, Fighting For Her Life.