Aspire To Be The Man You Pretend

But It's Hard For A Chick To Do Comedy. It's Not As Open For Them.

Sometimes Faggot Is The Right Word. There's A Trend In This Country To Avoid Words: "we Can't Say That One Anymore It's Offensive."

It's Painful For Me To Watch Someone Who Isn't Funny. It's Horrifying To Sit In The Back And Watch Some Guy Who Just Totally Sucks.

That's My Only Goal. Surround Myself With Funny People, And Make Sure Everyone Has A Good Time And Works Hard.

One Of The Most Fascinating Lessons I've Absorbed About Life Is That The Struggle Is Good.