Asked Where He Came From, He Said,

The Only Way To Gall And Fret Effectively Is For Yourself To Be A Good And Honest Man.

Self-taught Poverty Is A Help Toward Philosophy, For The Things Which Philosophy Attempts To Teach By Reasoning, Poverty Forces Us To Practice.

When The Slave Auctioneer Asked In What He Was Proficient, He Replied, "in Ruling People."

When Alexander The Great Addressed Him With Greetings, And Asked If He Wanted Anything, Diogenes Replied "yes, Stand A Little Out Of My Sunshine."

The Foundation Of Every State Is The Education Of Its Youth.