Asked Where He Came From, He Said,

If Only It Was As Easy To Banish Hunger By Rubbing The Belly As It Is To Masturbate.

One Original Thought Is Worth A Thousand Mindless Quotings

Protagoras Asserted That There Are Two Sides To Every Question, Exactly Opposite To Each Other.

The Sacrifice Of Diogenes To All The Gods.

To Become Self-educated You Should Condemn Yourself For All Those Things That You Would Criticize Others.