As The Purpose Of Comedy Is To

We Must Take The Good With The Bad; For The Good When It's Good, Is So Very Good That The Bad When It's Bad Can't Be Bad!

I Want People To Be Sincere; A Man Of Honor Shouldn't Speak A Single Word That Doesn't Come Straight From His Heart.

Grammar, Which Knows How To Lord It Over Kings, And With High Hands Makes Them Obey Its Laws.

There Is No Fate More Distressing For An Artist Than To Have To Show Himself Off Before Fools, To See His Work Exposed To The Criticism Of The Vulgar And Ignorant.

Show Some Mercy To This Chair Which Has Stretched Out Its Arms To You For So Long; Please Satisfy Its Desire To Embrace You!