As Republicans, Our First Concern Is For

Our Morbidly Obese Federal Government Needs Not Just Behavior Modification But Bariatric Surgery.

As Republicans, Our First Concern Is For Those Waiting Tonight To Begin Or Resume The Climb Up Life's Ladder.

When They Call The Slightest Spending Reductions 'painful', We Will Say 'if Government Spending Prevents Pain, Why Are We Suffering So Much Of It?' And 'if You Want To Experience Real Pain, Just Stay On The Track We Are On.'

I Refer To The Debt - The New Red Menace. This Time Consisting Of Ink.

The Perverse Presumption That Places The Burden Of Proof On The Challenger Of Spending Must Be Inverted, Back To The Rule That Applies Elsewhere In Life: 'prove To Me Why We Should.