As One Tale Ends, So Another Begins.

The Children Right Now, The Young Children, Everybody Should Go To A Martial Arts School. Why? Because As Soon As They Go To A Martial Arts School, They Learn Discipline.

Martial Arts Is For Defense. It's Not For Attacking. So When People Are Fighting, Always, Always, Defend.

Speaking English Is Like Tongue-twist For Me. I Can Speak Each Word Perfect, But Then You Have To String Them Together Like, 'blah, Blah, Blah.' That's When I Get Crazy.

Why Did I Become Jackie Chan? Mostly Because I Work Very Hard. When People Were Sleeping, I Was Still Training.

I Want To Make People Laugh And I Want To Try To Encourage World Peace.