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I Don't Want To Say Anything About My Kids...but I Go To Pta Meetings Under An Assumed Name!

I Take My Children Everywhere, But They Always Find Their Way Back Home.

It's Amazing How Important Your Job Is When You Want The Day Off - And How Unimportant It Is When You Want A Raise.

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Summit Meetings Tend To Be Like Panda Matings. The Expectations Are Always High, And The Results Usually Disappointing.