As Miserable As Life May Be I

When Life Hands You A Lemon, Say, 'oh Yeah, I Like Lemons! What Else Ya Got?

I Am A Veteran Of The War On Christmas. I Am Just Emerging From A Battlefield Strewn With Dead Trees And Torn Shreds Of Brightly Colored Wrapping Paper.

Trying To Write Music, Be In A Band And Keep It All Happening Is One Of The Hardest, Morale-destroying, Heartbreaking Things You Will Ever Try To Do - And That's When It's Going Well.

Books Are Cool, But Knowledge Without Mileage Doesn't Mean Anything To Me.

I'm Not Interested In Censorship. I Like The First Amendment Very Much.