As Long As You're Neurotic And Crazy,

There's A Brief Moment When You First Wake Up, Where You Have No Memories. A Blissful Blank Slate, A Happy Emptiness.

The Key To Life Is Your Attitude. Whether You're Single Or Married Or Have Kids Or Don't Have Kids, It's How You Look At Your Life, What You Make Of It. It's About Making The Best Of Your Life Wherever You Are In Life.

Guys Are Like Dogs: They Never Notice If You've Changed Your Hair, But They Can Sense When There's Another Guy Sniffing Around Their Territory

The Only Way To Look At Men Is Like They're Electrons. They Have All These Charges Sticking Out, And They're Always Looking For A Hole Where They Can Put Those Charges.

I Love Things That Are Old And Glittery, That Come With Layers Of Glamour And Past Lives.