As Long As There Are Annoying People

The Children Are Our Future. And That Is Why, Ultimately, We're Screwed Unless We Do Something About It. If You Haven't Noticed, The Children Who Are Our Future Are Good-looking, But They Aren't All That Bright. As Dense As They Might Be, They Will Eventually Notice That Adults Have Spent All The Money, Spread Disease, And Turned The Planet Into A Smoky, Filthy Ball Of Death. We're Raising An Entire Generation Of Dumb, Pissed-off Kids Who Know Where The Handguns Are Kept. This Is Not A Good Recipe For A Happy Future.

Stress Is Your Body's Way Of Saying You Haven't Worked Enough Unpaid Overtime.

I Love Magazines. It's Such Mcnugget Kind Of Information.

Technology: No Place For Wimps!

My Investments Have Been Hurt.