As Long As People Will Accept Crap,

There Are Online Forms You Can Fill Out To Send To Your Lawmakers, Demanding That Nothing - Nothing At All Or In Any Way - Be Done About Any Guns Whatever, Anywhere.

My Dream Was Maybe Someday, One Night I Can Be A Guest On A Talk Show, And Then I Will Have Achieved Everything I Want.

I Think We Live In An Age Of Increasing Mediocrity.

Obviously Those Who Burn To Be Professional Jesters Mean That They Want To Be Successful Comedians. And Those Are Always An Elite, Microscopic Portion Of The Population. But Oh, How They Try.

I Like When The Ice Gets Thin, The Going Gets Rough, The Guests Get Edgy.