As Long As I Play Ball, I

If I Want To Wear A Dress, I'll Wear A Dress.

I Don't Trust What This Life Has Given Me.

If I Don't Finish In The Top Three For The Next Nobel Peace Prize, Something's Seriously Wrong.

I Don't Want To Be Bulky And Stiff.

Why It's Been Left To Me To Smooth Things Over, I Don't Know. Dennis Rodman, Of All People. Keeping Us Safe Is Really Not My Job; It's The Black Guy's [obama's] Job. But I'll Tell You This: If I Don't Finish In The Top Three For The Next Nobel Peace Prize, Something's Seriously Wrong.