As Long As I Play Ball, I

When They Gave Me That Trophy, Bro, I Cried.

I Say I'm Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin All Wrapped Up Into One. If I Die Early ... I'll Be Just Like Those Guys.

Madonna Wasn't An Acrobat Or Anything, But The Sex Was Good. I Could Tell She Liked It.

To Hang Out In A Gay Bar Or Put On A Sequined Halter Top Makes Me Feel Like A Total Person.

Don't Let What Other People Think Decide Who You Are.