As Great As Ed Is, The Wisdom

I Expect A Zombie To Show Up On Sesame Street Soon, Teaching Kids To Count.

If I Fail, The Film Industry Writes Me Off As Another Statistic. If I Succeed, They Pay Me A Million Bucks To Fly Out To Hollywood And Fart.

I Always Thought Of The Zombies As Being About Revolution, One Generation Consuming The Next.

Hollywood Doesn't Trust Me, And We Don't Really Mix. When A Movie Has Stars, Everything In The Budget Goes Up, Even The Catering Costs. I Just Don't Like The Process Of Having Suits All Around, So I Prefer Casting Unknowns. It Adds Another Level Of Tension - You Don't Quite Know What To Expect From Them. My Movies Don't Even Need That Much Money.

If One Horror Film Hits, Everyone Says, 'let's Go Make A Horror Film.' It's The Genre That Never Dies.