As For Food, Half Of My Friends

If You Will Refrain From Telling Any Lies About The Republican Party, I'lll Promise Not To Tell The Truth About The Democrats.

When Franklin Drew The Lightning From The Clouds, He Little Dreamed That In The Evolution Of Science His Discovery Would Illuminate The Torch Of Liberty For France And America. The Rays From This Beacon, Lighting This Gateway To The Continent, Will Welcome The Poor And The Persecuted With The Hope And Promise Of Homes And Citizenship.

The Government Of The United States Is And Always Has Been A Lawyer's Government.

A Pessimist Is A Man Who Thinks All Women Are Bad. An Optimist Is A Man Who Hopes They Are.

It Is A Pity That Instead Of The Pilgrim Fathers Landing On Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock Had Not Landed On The Pilgrim Fathers.