As Far As I'm Concerned, The Only

It Has Long Been A Theory Of Mine And I Am Known, If I Do Say So, For My Long Theories That Authors, Generally Speaking, Are Rotten Letter Writers.

You Can't Make The Duchess Of Windsor Into Rebecca Of Sunnybrook Farm. The Facts Of Life Are Very Stubborn Things.

...one Of The Ways In Which Cats Show Happiness Is By Sleeping.

In My Day The Schools Taught Two Things, Love Of Country And Penmanship-now They Don't Teach Either.

You Do Not Need To Belong To The Cat For A Long Time To Realize The Main Thing That Cats Like To Do Is To Wrap Theirselves Up In Mystery, Perhaps Only Except For A Hobby Of Jumbling Up Everything That Is In Order. And If The Cat Can, And Usually So, Make A Great Mystery Of Where It Was When You Were Searching For It Even If A Moment Ago It Was Sitting By Your Side, Do Not Have Any Doubts: Its Ancestors Had A Great Pleasure To Surround Its Origin By Mystery.