As Far As Apple Goes, It Was

Every Technology Really Needs To Be Shipped With A Special Manual - Not How To Use It But Why, When, And For What.

A Computer Scientist Is A Machine For Converting Coffee Into Urine.

A New Friend Is New Wine, When It Grows Old, You Will Enjoy Drinking It.

By The Time I Got To School, I Had Already Read A Couple Hundred Books. I Knew In The First Grade That They Were Lying To Me Because I Had Already Been Exposed To Other Points Of View. School Is Basically About One Point Of View -- The One The Teacher Has Or The Textbooks Have. They Don't Like The Idea Of Having Different Points Of View, So It Was A Battle. Of Course I Would Pipe Up With My Five-year-old Voice.

Technology Is Anything Invented After You Were Born, Everything Else Is Just Stuff.