As An Adult, I Can't Blame My

I Don't Have This Sort Of Checklist Of Things That Have To Be Done, Andif They're Not Checked, Then I've Failed Some Part Of My Feminism Or My Being A Woman Or My Worth And My Value As A Woman Because I Haven't Birthed A Child. I've Birthed A Lot Of Things, And I Feel Like I've Mothered Many Things. And I Don't Feel Like It's Fair To Put That Pressure On People.

If I Programmed My Own Tv Network, It Would Air Good News! Just Positive Stories. Heroic Stories. Cute Puppy Dogs Doin' Stuff.

If Somebody Ever Wished To Be Me For A Day, They'd Be The Most Pissed-off Person Once They Got Here. They Would Be, Like, In Hell.

I'm A Bit Of A Clothes Hoarder, Admittedly. I Try To Weed Out Stuff. My Girlfriends Come Over For Cheese And Wine And Go Shopping In My Wardrobe. They Especially Love It When They Get Stuff With A Tag Still On.

Wrinkles Happen To Human Beings.