As Al Franken Has Demonstrated, Liberals Give

It Is Individuals Who Must Be Encouraged To Undertake The Unprecedented - And Unprecedentedly Profitable - Effort To Prevent The Annihilation Of The Human Race.

Wear A Gun To Someone Else's House, You're Saying, 'i'll Defend This Home As If It Were My Own.' When Your Guests See You Carry A Weapon, You're Telling Them, 'i'll Defend You As If You Were My Own Family.' And Anyone Who Objects Levels The Deadliest Insult Possible: 'i Don't Trust You Unless You're Rendered Harmless'!

The Freedom To Own And Carry The Weapon Of Your Choice Is A Natural, Fundamental, And Inalienable Human, Individual, Civil, And Constitutional Right - Subject Neither To The Democratic Process Nor To Arguments Grounded In Social Utility.

Incidentally, The Next Time Some War-mongering Wise-ass Tries To Tell You That One Reason We're In The Middle East Is To Enhance The Civil Rights And Social Equality Of Women, Remind Them That We Very Enthusiastically Destroyed The Most Secular Country Over There, Where Women Could Dress As They Liked, Have Good Jobs, Be Literate, And Vote.

Gun Control Is Mind Control.