As A Rule, Germans Shouldn't Do Comedy.

I Teach Sunday School, Motherf*****.

When The President Decides Something On Monday, He Still Believes It On Wednesday - No Matter What Happened Tuesday.

What's The Worst That Can Happen? A Tidal Wave? Glaciers With Guns?

Sorry, But Retirement Offends Me. You Don’t Just Stop Fighting In The Middle Of A War Because Your Legs Hurt. So Why Do You Get To Stop Working In The Middle Of Your Life Just Because Your Prostate Hurts? That’s Desertion.

I'm Disappointed That My Own Catholic Church Has Decided That Capital Punishment Is Wrong. Which Is Pretty Hypocritical If You Think About It, Because They Wouldn't Even Have A Religion If It Wasn't For Capital Punishment.