As A Kid I Was, Constantly Terrorized

People Are Too Lazy And Too Stupid To Think For Themselves That We've Got Sitcoms With Canned Laughter That Lets You Know When To Laugh If You're Too Stupid To Know When The Joke Is.

I Read All The Great Philosophers But Most People Just Hear What They Want To Hear And It Makes It Easy For Them To Brand Us Devil Worshippers.

I Did Have A Huggy Beardoll. One Of His Legs Fell Off. That Empty Leg Became A Place Where, When We Were Doing A Lot Of Drugs On Tour At One Point, We Would Store The Drugs In His Empty Leg. That's Where The Term 'dancing With The One-legged Man' On Smells Like Children Came From, Because Whenever Anyone Was Doing Drugs We Called It The 'dance Of The One-legged Man.' That Became A Ritualistic Thing That Was Funny For Awhile.

I Don't Want To Have A Gravestone. I Want To Have All My Friends Burn Me And Then Snort The Ashes. I Think That's The Only Way To Go Out.

I'm Not A Believer Of The "perfect World" Tv Tries To Feed Us.