As A Kid I Just Felt Like

My Mom Was Always A Big Fan Of Elvis. She Made Me Listen To Elvis When I Was A Kid. I Hated It. And I Think Now I've Kind Of Grown Up To Fill In Some Of The Sort Of Controversy That He Created Back In His Day, But In A Much More Extreme, Modern Sense.

When I Was Stalking My Special Lady Friend On Myspace, People Would Always Say, 'is This Really Marilyn Manson Or Some Kind Of Psycho?' And I'm Like, 'both'

Once I Threw A Water Bottle From The Stage Into The Audience, And It Hit Tony Bennett In The Head. It Was A Special Moment For Me.

People Are Too Lazy And Too Stupid To Think For Themselves That We've Got Sitcoms With Canned Laughter That Lets You Know When To Laugh If You're Too Stupid To Know When The Joke Is.

Is Adult Entertainment Killing Our Children? Or Is Killing Our Children Entertaining Our Adults?