As A Girl, I Was Always Told

There's No Such Thing As A Perfect Guy. I Think It Would Be Strange If Somebody Was Absolutely Everything You Always Wanted, Because Then There'd Be No Challenge. Also, You'd Feel Inferior.

I Get All These Screenplays That Start 'tawnya Is In The Shower. The Water Streams Down Her Naked, Perky Breasts'. I Don't Think This Is Happening To Natalie Portman.

I Don't Hang Out With The Hollywood Cool People. I'm Not Out Trying To Make Friends With People Because They're Famous.

When I Do Comedy, I Lose All Inhibition And Introspection. I No Longer Care.

Most Nights I End Up Wearing A Wife Beater T-shirt And Boxers.