As A Director, I Really Wanted To

I Love The Pictures Of Old Hollywood, Seeing The Directors Dressed In Suits And Ties. Even The Grips Would Be Wearing Ties. But The Biggest Thing Is When I Was A Kid, I Couldn't Wait To Be An Adult, And I Think What Happens With Most Guys Is That No One Wants To Be An Adult Anymore. So They're Dressing Like Kids.

You Can Never Have A Thousand Percent Batting Average On Jokes - It's Just Never Going To Happen.

I've Never Been To A Class Reunion Or Anything Because I'm Always Afraid Of That One - There's Going To Be Some 'carrie'-like Incident.

A Lot Of Comedies Fall Apart Because They Just Go From Joke To Joke, And The Characters Are All Sort Of Being Crazy Off On Their Own.

In My Years Of Acting, The One Thing I Was Never Able To Do Convincingly Was To Laugh On Camera. Fake-laugh.