Aristotle Described The Crow As Chaste. In

To The Seeing Eye Life Is Mostly Sparrows.

My Philosophy Of Life Can Be Summed Up In Four Words: It Can't Be Helped.

The Zebra Is Striped All Over So That The Lion Can See Him And Eat Him. Some People Say He Is Striped So That The Lion Can Not See Him. These People Believe That The Stripes Of The Zebra Simulate The Bars Of Sunlight Falling Through The Tall Jungle Grasses And That Therefore The Zebra Is Invisible And That The Earth Is Flat.

Some People Lose All Respect For The Lion Unless He Devours Them Instantly. There Is No Pleasing Some People.

The Earthworm Plows The Whole World With His Tunnels, Drains And Aerates The Earth… If You Ever Buy Any Land, Be Sure It Has Plenty Of Earthworms Toiling And Moiling All Day So That You Can Sit Down And Relax.