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'get A Job' Is About All The Rich Kids We Knew When We Were Younger, Kids Who Never Had Jobs But Always Had Money For Partying Or Getting Their Hair Done.

Even If You're Only Wearing Trainers And A Vest, Eyeliner Will Instantly Transform You. People Always Look Put-together When Their Make-up's On And Their Eyes Are Popping - Just Ask Amy Winehouse!

A Few Years Back, When My Style Was "punk Grandma", I Picked Up An Amazing Pair Of Sandals - Orthopaedic Ones, With Really Thick Soles. I've Given Them Away To A Friend Now, Because These Days My Look Is More "1980s Substitute Teacher Gone Wild."

Growing Up As A Chubby Kid With A Ton Of Imaginary Friends And A Cyndi Lauper Obsession, I Learned About Rejection Early On And Was Constantly Trying To Avoid It.

Here Is My Prescription To Heal All Wounds. Watch The Film Funny Girl At Least Five Times, Eat At Least 45 Chocolate Bars, And Hang Out With All Those Friends You Blew Off To Hang Out With Your Ex. I Truly Believe That, Through A Combination Of Nutella, Old Pals And Barbra Streisand, We Can Achieve Happiness And, Very Probably, World Peace.