Are You Who I Think You Are?

I Decided That It Might Be Interesting To Have Terrible Things Happen To Orphans Over And Over Again.

Deciding Whether Or Not To Trust A Person Is Like Deciding Whether Or Not To Climb A Tree, Because You Might Get A Wonderful View From The Highest Branch, Or You Might Simply Get Covered In Sap, And For This Reason Many People Choose To Spend Their Time Alone And Indoors, Where It Is Harder To Get A Splinter.

They Say Love's Like A Bus, And If You Wait Long Enough Another One Will Come Along, But Not In This Place Where The Buses Are Slow And Most Of The Cute Ones Are Gay.

It Is Terribly Rude To Tell People That Their Troubles Are Boring.

You Meet People Who Are In Pain In Life And Love And You Forgive Them For Behaving The Way They Do.