Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.

Snoring Keeps The Monsters Away.

I Am A Big Defender Of 'harry Potter,' And I Think Any Book That Gets Kids To Read Are Books That We Should Cherish, We Should Be Thankful For Them.

We Weren't Doing Blow Jobs When I Was Growing Up.

Sometimes I Can't Read My Own Handwriting. That's A Problem!

Believe In Yourself And You Can Achieve Greatness In Your Life.