Are Women Necessary? Not With Ava Around

Wooing The Press Is An Exercise Roughly Akin To Picnicking With A Tiger. You Might Enjoy The Meal, But The Tiger Always Eats Last.

It Is Men's Worst Fear, Personally And Professionally, That Women Will Pin The Sin On Them.

The Insane Have Achieved Political Respectability While The Sane Act Too Good For It All. The Irrational Celebrate While The Rational Act Bored And Above-it-all.

When I Need To Work Up My Nerve To Write A Tough Column, I Try To Think Of Myself As Emma Peel In A Black Leather Catsuit.

I Don't Understand Men. I Don't Even Understand What I Don't Understand About Men.