Are These Things Really Better Than The

Maybe Humans Are Just The Pet Alligators That God Flushed Down The Toilet.

With The Novels, I Usually Start From Something In My Own Life That I Can't Resolve, So I Turn It Into A Metaphor And For Months Or Sometimes Years I'll Exhaust All Of My Emotional Reaction To This Issue By Making It Enormous On The Page.

Didn't I Realize That Each Of Us Is A Sacred, Unique Snowflake Of Special Unique Specialness?

You Ever Wonder When God's Coming Back With A Lot Of Barbecue Sauce?

Our Real Discoveries Come From Chaos, From Going To The Place That Looks Wrong And Stupid And Foolish.