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I Quote The Late Ed Murow. ... He Said: 'look, People Listen To Me When They Want An Eyewitness Account. 'they Think I'm A Pretty Good Reporter. But When It Comes To My Opinions, Mine Are Not Worth Anymore Than The Guy At The End Of The Bar.' And I Believe That About Myself.

Foreign News Is Considered An Expletive. Thoughtfully Written Analysis Is Out, 'live Pops' Are In. 'action Jackson' Is The Cry. Hire Lookers, Not Writers. Do Powder Puff, Not Probing Interviews. Stay Away From Controversial Subjects. Kiss Ass, Move With The Mass, And For Heaven And Rating's Sake, Don't Make Anybody Mad- - Certainly Not Anybody You're Covering, And Especially Not The Mayor, The Governor, The Senator, The President Or The Vice-president Or Anybody In A Position Of Power. Make Nice, Not News.

I'm All News, All The Time. Full Power, Tall Tower. I Want To Break In When News Breaks Out. That's My Agenda. Now, Respectfully, When You Start Talking About A Liberal Agenda And All The, Quote, 'liberal Bias' In The Media, I Quite Frankly, And I Say This Respectfully But Candidly To You, I Don't Know What You're Talking About.

Anyone Who Says Network News Cannot Be Profitable Doesn't Know What He Is Talking About. But Anyone Who Says It Must "always," Make Money Is Misguided And Irresponsible.

When The Going Gets Weird, Anchormen Punt.