Apothecary, N. The Physician's Accomplice, Undertaker's Benefactor

Economy, N. Purchasing The Barrel Of Whiskey That You Do Not Need For The Price Of The Cow That You Cannot Afford.

Radium, N. A Mineral That Gives Off Heat And Stimulates The Organ That A Scientist Is A Fool With.

Zeus /n./ The Chief Of Grecian Gods, Adored By The Romans As Jupiter And By The Modern Americans As God, Gold, Mob And Dog.

Mouse, N. An Animal Which Strews Its Path With Fainting Women.

Knowledge Is The Small Part Of Ignorance That We Arrange And Classify.