Apologized For Saying Barack Obama Was Clean

Look, Guys, No Matter What A Girl Does, No Matter How She's Dressed, No Matter How Much She's Had To Drink, It's Never, Never, Never, Never, Never Ok To Touch Her Without Her Consent. This Doesn't Make You A Man. It Makes You A Coward.

The White House Isn't The Place To Learn How To Deal With International Crisis, The Balance Of Power, War And Peace, And The Economic Future Of The Next Generation.

Here At Home, When Americans Were Standing In Long Lines To Give Blood After The Attack On The World Trade Center And The Pentagon, We Squandered An Obvious Opportunity To Make Service A Noble Cause Again, And Rekindle An American Spirit Of Community.

Raising Minimum Wage Doesn't Just Benefit The Workers Behind Me, It Creates A Proven Ripple Effect That Increases Wages All The Way Up The Scale. ... Let's Get The Facts Straight, Only 20 Percent Of People Making The Minimum Wage Are Teenagers. The Rest Are Hardworking Adults, Many Of Them With Families, And I Mean Hardworking.

If I Hear One More Republican Tell Me About Balancing The Budget, I Am Going To Strangle Them.