Apl Is A Mistake, Carried Through To

I Now Have Had My Foggy Crystal Ball For Quite A Long Time. Its Predictions Are Invariably Gloomy And Usually Correct, But I Am Quite Used To That And They Won't Keep Me From Giving You A Few Suggestions, Even If It Is Merely An Exercise In Futility Whose Only Effect Is To Make You Feel Guilty.

Testing Shows The Presence, Not The Absence Of Bugs.

Why Has Elegance Found So Little Following? That Is The Reality Of It. Elegance Has The Disadvantage, If That's What It Is, That Hard Work Is Needed To Achieve It And A Good Education To Appreciate It.

Teaching Cobol Ought To Be Regarded As A Criminal Act.

... As A Slow-witted Human Being I Have A Very Small Head And I Had Better Learn To Live With It And To Respect My Limitations And Give Them Full Credit, Rather Than To Try To Ignore Them, For The Latter Vain Effort Will Be Punished By Failure.