Aphrodite Makes Us Understand Why Women Have

The Fomorians Skittered Backward, Away From Me, Looking Justifiably Confused. I Mean, Really, How Many Human Women Actually Run To Them? And I Was A Human Woman Covered In Swamp Yuck, With Wild Red Hair Sticking Out In Matted Hunks And Arms Flailing Like A Demented Bride Of Frankenstein. I'd Run From Me.

Jack Came Whirling In Like A Little Gay Tornado With Duchess Following Him.

Man, I Would Have Peeled Off My Shirt Faster Than You Can Say Bubba Loves Trucks.

If Its Got Tires Or Testicles It's Going To Give You Trouble

When You Make Mistakes, Whether They Are From This Life Or Another, Learn From Them- Then They Become Opportunities