Aphorisms May Equivocate, But They Must Not

King Kong, Count Dracula, And The Phantom Of The Opera Are Just Looking For Love, Like The Rest Of Us.

With Decrepitude, Longevity Has Overshot The Mark.

Our Most Important Decisions Are Made While We Are Thinking About Something Else.

Pornography Supplies The Only Really Safe Sex.

Metaphors Convince At Once Or Not At All.