Anytime You See A Bit Where Some

I'm Not A Political Comedian. That's Just Not What I Do.

If I Owned A Network, I Would Never Let A Guy Just Put People On Without Telling Me Who They Are.

I Know What It's Like To Have A Bunch Of Material That's Working That You Don't Care About. You Want To Die.

Talking Is Always Positive. That's Why I Talk Too Much.

I'd Like To Name My Kid A Whole Phrase. You Know, Something Like Ladies And Gentlemen. That'll Be A Cool Name For A Kid. This Is My Son, Ladies And Gentlemen! Then, When He Gets Out Of Hand, I Get To Go, Ladies And Gentlemen, Please!