Anything You Lose Automatically Doubles In Value.

Cash Is The One Gift Everyone Despises And No One Turns Down.

In Youth We Are Plagued By Desire; In Later Years, By The Desire To Feel Desire.

Neurotics Think Of The Past With Resentment, And The Future With Dread; The Present Just Doesn't Exist.

The First Two Days Of A Vacation Are Endless; Then It Flies.

Every American Child Should Grow Up Knowing A Second Language, Preferably English.