Anything Worth Having Is Going To Be

You Look Like The Vamp Who Bled The Cat.

Inside Junior's It Was Peaceful. I Can Change That, I Thought Dryly.

I Was Cold, Hungry, And In A Hole In The Ground. But At Least I Had My Elven Porn, Damnit!

She Smiled With The Warmth Of A Penguin.

Most Of The Upper Management Of I.s. Were Undead. I Always Thought It Was Because The Job Was Easier If You Didn't Have A Soul.