Anything Worth Doing Hurts A Little.

It's Funny; It's A Real Balancing Act. In Tv, Everybody's Talking About Authenticity. In Order To Make 'dirty Jobs' Authentic, I Really Can't Be Overly Informed. The Minute I Am, I Become A Host It's A Very Tricky Business Paying A Tribute To Work, Because Tv Is Very Bad At It.

Im A B-list Celebrity Trying To Give It An Honest Look. They See Me Do Actual Work. ... I Try To Be The Viewer With A Microphone.

Nobody Makes A Turd Like That And Lives.

Dirt Used To Be A Badge Of Honor. Dirt Used To Look Like Work. But We've Scrubbed The Dirt Off The Face Of Work And Consequently We've Created This Suspicion Of Anything That's Too Dirty.

People Like To Cherry-pick The Parts Of Their Career That They're Either In The Midst Of Or That They're The Most Proud Of, But The Truth Is Careers And Lives Are Tapestries.