Anything Worth Doing Hurts A Little.

Im A B-list Celebrity Trying To Give It An Honest Look. They See Me Do Actual Work. ... I Try To Be The Viewer With A Microphone.

Most Of The Things I Do Brand Wise Are Both Missionary And Mercenary In Their Position, And That's Really Important To Me; That's One Of The First Things I Look At When I Say, 'does It Make Sense To Do A Deal?'

The Thing That Makes 'dirty Jobs' Different Is That It's One Of The Few Shows That Portrays Work In A Way That Doesn't Highlight The Drudgery. Instead, It Highlights The Humor.

There's Really Not A Difference Between An Octopus And, Like, A Giant Pile Of Snot.

Happiness Comes From Knowing What You Truly Value, And Behaving In A Way That's Consistent With Those Beliefs.