Anything That Makes Your Mother Cry Is

You Start Out With Mad Magazine, And You Go Right Through The Sort Of Black Humor Of Lenny Bruce, Lord Buckley, Mort Sahl, Paul Krassner... If You Put Lenny Together With Mad Magazine And Run It Through The Brain Of A College Student, You Get National Lampoon.

Marijuana Is Self-punishing. It Makes You Acutely Sensitive, And In This World, What Worse Punishment Could There Be?

Golf Combines Two Favorite American Pastimes: Taking Long Walks And Hitting Things With A Stick.

Authority Has Always Attracted The Lowest Elements In The Human Race

All Lies Are Told With A Straight Face. It Is Truth That's Said With A Dismissive Giggle.