Anything That Isn't Writing Is Easy

Newspapers Are So Boring. How Can You Read A Newspaper That Starts With A 51-word Lead Sentence?

Those Of Manhattan Are The Brokers On Wall Street And They Talk Of People Who Went To The Same Colleges; Those From Queens Are Margin Clerks In The Back Offices And They Speak Of Friends Who Live In The Same Neighborhood.

Journalism Should Be Truthful And Entertaining. You Know, With News And Important Facts You Can Entertain People Too. Have A Little Humor. Life Isn't All That Deadly All The Time, But While You're Having Fun, Tell The Truth. If Every Word Of A Column Is Deadly Serious, I Can't Read It. It Makes Me Throw Up.

Out In The Ocean, A Rope Is Put Around The Man's Neck. The Other End Of The Rope Is Attached To An Old Jukebox And It Is Thrown Overboard. The Man Invariably Follows.

Rage Is ... This Is Breslin's Full Quote: Rage Is The Only Quality Which Has Kept Me, Or Anybody I Have Ever Studied, Writing Columns For Newspapers