Anything That Isn't Writing Is Easy

The Office Of President Is A Bastardized Thing, Half Royalty And Half Democracy That Nobody Knows Whether To Genuflect Or Spit.

Newspapers Are So Boring. How Can You Read A Newspaper That Starts With A 51-word Lead Sentence?

That's The Horrible Thing Starting Out, You Get Distracted A Lot Because Anything Is Easier Than Writing. It's Just The Same Enemy - Blank Paper.

Don't Call Me A Journalist; I Hate The Word. It's Pretentious!

The Test Of A Good Idea Is Its Ability To Last Through A Hangover