Anything That Isn't Writing Is Easy

When You Leave New York You Ain't Going Anywhere.

I'm On My High School Football Team And Must Show How Much I Know.

The Number One Rule Of Thieves Is That Nothing Is Too Small To Steal.

When You Stop Drinking, You Have To Deal With This Marvelous Personality That Started You Drinking In The First Place.

Newspapers Are So Boring. How Can You Read A Newspaper That Starts With A 51-word Lead Sentence?